Medical Meanings of Hindi Songs :
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge : CONSTIPATION
Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale :FEVER
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK
Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai: CONSTIPATION
Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZHEIMERS
Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO
Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee : Urinary tract infection
Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai: HIGH BP
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere:CORN ON FEET
Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye:INSOMNIA
na bole tum na maine kuch kaha..kaha.. - Aphasia!
Jidhar dekhoon, teri tasveer nazar aati hai- Hallucinations!
subah se lekar shaam tak, shaam se lekar raat tak, raat se lekar subah tak, subah se phir shaam tak
mujhe pyar karo, mujhe pyar kao: Nymphomaniac.
Idhar Chala Main Udhar Chala, Jane Kahan Main Kidhar Chala, Arre Phisal Gaya: Multiple Sclerosis.
Ruk ruk ruk... arre baba ruk: Loose Motion
Aaa bhi ja sanam... yun na kar sitam: Constipation
Dard e dil dar e jigar dil main jagaya aapne ... heartattack aka Dil ka daura !!!
main toh hoon pagal munda...Mental Disorder !!!
Mujhe nind na aaye mujhe chain na aaye is also INSOMNIA !!!!
meethi meethi bata karke...Diabetes !!!

Yaad aati magar... Aati nahi - constipation
jhalak dikhla jaa, Jhalak dikhla jaa
Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja, Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja : constipation
jaane Do Na, Jaane Jaane Do Na, Mujhe To Jaane Do Na : loose motions
Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast: itching
Sau dard hai... :Piles..
Mujh ko kya hua hai, kyun mein kho gaya hoon : Amnesia
Mere kwabon mein jo aaye, aake mujhe ched jaaye : Bad Memory
Bol na halke halke : Sore Throat
kuch kuch hota hai : universal applicability to any disease
aha ha aaja aha ha aaja ahaha aaja : the begging during constipation 
Suraj hua madham,
chand jalene laga, aasma ye kyun, yun pigal ne laga...Mainn tehra raha
zameen chalne laagi : Mental instability ^ 100
Tere sang ek simple si coffee bhi kick deti hai : motions
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